- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Your life

Who invented apple? God

OOOOPPS /

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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