- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

kennah campion when she talks

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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