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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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