what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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