knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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69- by Adam Chebali

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