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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Good job, son.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

osama bin laden is dead

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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