- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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