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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Your mom.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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