Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Well this is pointless.....

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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