- Anti Joke

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family