- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Good job, son.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

osama bin laden is dead

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Where's my baby??

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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