Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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woman's rights

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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