How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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