If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Your mother is average.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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