How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Good job, son.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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