- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Pickles are moist.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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