How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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