- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

A man walks into a bar

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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