Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Racial equality.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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