What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why so serious ?

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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