Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Chicken

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Pickles are moist.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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