Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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purple pickles

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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