What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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