Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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YOLO

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Anti Joke

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