What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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