A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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hi im paul!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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clamidia

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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pussy enough said

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