Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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i have cancer

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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minorities

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