Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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