Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Your mother is so fat.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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