why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Animal

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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girls basketball

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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