How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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I'm funny.

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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