A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Politics.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

A hayride would be fun.

Animal

Christians

i like pie

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Why? Because racecar.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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