If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Politics.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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