I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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pussy enough said

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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