- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

A black person in the NHL

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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