- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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