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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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