Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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i just wrote this so hard

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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