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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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