- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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