Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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