mark is religion

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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I'm rick james bitch

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