Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Black people.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

George W. Bush

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

THe Election

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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