What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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