Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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