Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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THE GAME

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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haha black people :D

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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