- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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