- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

2 + 2 = 4

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What happened to my sunglasses?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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