A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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