"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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