- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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