How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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