Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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