- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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