- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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