Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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