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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.