- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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