Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Women can vote? wtf

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Anti Joke

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