- Anti Joke

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

23 A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)