So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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